We gotssss itsssself a new blade!

(if you have allergic reactions to silly and/or offensive posts, you'd be better off ignoring this one)

So I've got a new razor. It's a "Schick Xtreme 3 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Or something like that.

I'm such a technophobe, that this is the first razor I've ever bought with more than a single blade. I suck. So it's got three-times the damage wrecking power on my face. Call me a silly duck, but I think skipping over a dual-blade is a ballsy move.

It also has unnerving construction properties. Such as frail-looking parts, which might actually survive a sturdiness test. Oh, and it bends to my face's shape, rendering my face less unique. I'm not sure I'm big on that. Actually- I didn't really cut myself today- so that face-bending dealio could be a good thing.

I know- I know. I shouldn't be using slang like that (it makes baby Jesus cry). I'm truly sorry.