Sharp spoons

If you're like me, and enjoy a nice cup of frozen yogurt after lunch at the dining hall, aren't criminal enough to steal a metal spoon from the dining hall, but also aren't crazy enough to pack one from home, you can find plastic spoons in the food court, across from "the bathroom", as I call it. I'm sorry, but Szechwan Express* really could have spent a few bucks on a second opinion. I don't care how many nasty looks I get from friends and random strangers- I'm calling it that until they get rid of the tiles.

But I digress...

Be warned, yogurt-lover! The price of spoon swiping is a small cut in side of your upper lip. Maybe they custom-order them that way, so you can get a more intense appreciation of the food.

I'll see you in hell, with the rest of us utensil usurpers.


* I'm so proud! I spelled it right on the first try! I feel so supportive of diversity!